The average audition is 7 minutes and 30 seconds long.
So if you can’t breathe, remember that a human being can hold their breath for over 9 minutes. And if you can’t think, remember that you’ve been alive for 14+ years and that this isn’t going to put an end to that. If you can’t stop shaking, remember that your show will be over 3 minutes longer that what you are about to do. I’m sure you’ve already done shows longer than this.
For 7 minutes and 30 seconds you will simply do what you were trained to do. This is not the hardest thing you will ever do. In fact, you’ll do things even more brutally terrifying after you accomplish this.
So don’t you dare let 7 minutes and 30 seconds hold you back from what you want.
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
Don’t Stop Me Now | Queen | Greatest Hits
I fucking love YouTube sometimes
one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past almost 13 years
My lovely new garters from the little pink kitten